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Monday, February 27, 2017

Ethiopia and Beyond (Kenyan Edition 🇰🇪)

February 27, 2017 0 Comments
ETHIOPIA AND  BEYOND
        A new perspective on a journey across North East, East and Southern Africa

(KENYAN EDITION) 

WEEK 4 ARRIVAL IN KENYA.


Nairobi and the British council: The value of making connections.
  Whilst forming some travel plans back in the UK, one of my UK volunteers from the Raleigh Tanzania program puts me in touch with her family friends in Nairobi: Mandy, who is the regional director for the British council for Sub Saharan Africa and her husband Perry who has worked for the British consular office in Prague, Kuala Lumpar and elsewhere around the world. They agree to put me up in their home in the city, which is a great weight off my mind. I know very little about Nairobi, save for its reputation as the most dangerous city in Africa! It is definitely not a city where one can just rock up and ask for directions in the street. In the words of my Kenyan friend Mary who lives and works in the city, “if you’re a lone white man and you ask for directions, they’ll happily walk with you to their own house where they’ll rob you”. Encouraging food for thought. 

Smooth transition from plane to private car.
  I’m swiftly picked up at Jomo Kenyatta International airport by Mandy and Perry’s personal driver: a tall skinny Kenyan man called Johnson who drives their shiny new landcruiser to and from wherever he is needed. If I thought Addiss was the architypal modern metropolis of Africa then I had another thing coming when I stepping foot in Nairobi. I can only liken the drive from the airport to the central business district to similar journeys I have made in Madrid and Barcelona: all the same suburban features but with a distinct east African dimension. Large warehouses, cement factories, housing estates, generic hotels and very little in the way of charm or originality. Swathes of hawkers try to flog all manner of edible and non edible goods to drivers and passengers stuck in queues of traffic (one particular chap in a limp santa clause hat actually attempts to sell hot water bottles. An absurd notion in equatorial Africa, even in the relatively temperate city of Nairobi). Then my eyes widen at the sight of the elaborate and comical souped-up intercity buses sporting hot wheels-style flames, New York subway graffiti and American football team emblems. There is an entire menagerie of public vehicles in a rainbow of fluorescent colors, assorted sizes and dimensions, causing traffic congestion, starting their journeys in the city and rumbling across country in every possible direction. 

My swahili quota.
  I realish the opportunity to finally converse with a native Swahili speaker. Although Johnson is a man of few words and I’m nervous about my rusty swahili to start with. He turns out to be a typically easy going, non critical swahili speaker who is simply glad to have another person to share this language with. It doesn’t take me long to find my tongue and we get chatting about all sorts in no time. Now I fully understand the frustrations I had trying to speak even a little Amharic in Ethiopia: travelling with a good knowledge of the language is incredibly rewarding and is an indispensable tool in all sorts of situations.


A posh neighborhood.
  We arrive in a wealthy suburbia where all the houses are double and triple gated with electric fences and 24 hour security guards. We’re waved through three such check points before entering the grounds of the Mandy and Perry residence. It is stunning, something of a little English paradise in the middle of Nairobi. Sitting in their garden with a cup of tea or a glass of wine next to the pool with radio 4 streaming through the wifi, one could easily forget how much man power it has taken to maintain this plot, to water the garden, to wash the clothes, to clean the pool and more importantly to prevent its incursion by armed robbers. Mandy and Perry are exceptional hosts, waiting on me and their close friends and colleagues hand and foot from the minute we arrive to the last second we depart.


A very English gathering.
  On Saturday evening a sizeable crowd of people gather in the living room to watch the six nations rugby on a large flat screen, ordering in delicious Indian food from a local restaurant and eating and drinking like kings. Among the guests are heads of security at the British Embassy, owners of a hardliner security firm called KK Security and the manger of a South African beer company which brews a nice dark beer called Castle. In these circles you find only the wealthiest and most distinguished of Kenyans outside of the government. There is only a trace of snobbery (and a healthy sprinkling of gossip) in this open and informal forum for discussion on this fine evening and once the booze gets flowing and glasses are topped up, there is only warmth and humor to be shared. 


International Development and Women Empowerment.
  One vibrant red haired lady in her mid thirties tells me about her route in to international development work.  "I knew what my passion was at the time, which was female empowerment and water infrastructure management at the village level. So I did my research in to which NGOs were engaged in these activities and I submitted my own project proposal to the likely candidates. I was really proactive and it wasn’t long before I had received in country support from an NGO in Indonesia. I spent years here working alongside an Indonesian counterpart with communities and implementing schemes for empowering women in managing water committees, to sustain water supply and to promote gender equality”.  I ask her about household and school surveys in villages, the kind I conducted on Raleigh. “Monitoring and evaluation should be mostly qualitative and highly informed. You cannot infer very much about the development of a community from numbers alone. You need to speak to teachers, pupils, women’s groups, village elders and clinical staff to form a clear picture of what is really happening. And you cannot ignore the [complex] roles that tradition, religion, village politics and hierarchy play in the overall dynamic of a community”. I marvel at the get up and go she has and at her success in this strongly competitive line of work.

National security.
   Occasionally talk turns to issues of national security, Al Shabaab and the drain on tourism at the coast (numbers of tourists visiting hotspots in Mombassa, Malindi and Lamu island have dropped significantly following sporadic attacks- not primarily targeting tourists- which Al Shebab have taken credit for). One stern chap strongly advises against visiting the coast, reeling off a long list of place names where the foreign office has received intelligence of potential terrorist attacks. Others in the party advise against travelling by public transport to Mombassa. “Just fly, it’s affordable, comfortable and safe!”. Later on Mandy quizzes me on what information her associates have shared with me and then helps to put a few things in to perspective. “It’s about being in the wrong place at the wrong time in Kenya. Just travel without anxiety but keep your wits about you and you’ll be fine”. I have to remind myself what a serious bunch of over thinkers and over planners us Brits are. Self preservation takes president over all our activities at home and abroad and god forbid should we be put ourselves at any risk. At times I feel like all the spontaneity has been zapped from me on this trip owing to this contagious condition. Don’t get me wrong, being the victim of a fatal car accident on the Mombassa road would be awful, but the equivalent disaster on the road from Bristol to London would be just as devastating and equally out of my control (assuming I’m not driving). I later speak about the same security and safety concerns with my Kenyan VSO supervisor Yvonne Komora working in Loitokitok at the Tanzanian boarder. She giggles throughout the conversation- in part owing to her bubbly personality and part owing to her very east African perspective on these issues. “VSO, on whose authority i don’t know- told us not to travel to Mombassa although we have been doing so for years. One day we just started going again and it was absolutely fine. VSO scared me. It’s a shame that the program was discontinued in Malindi due to security concerns [of the British government]. In my opinion Malindi is safe and will [continue to] be in the future”.

Sunday recreation.
  Perry kits me out with a wicked mountain bike and a map of the Kakura forest nature reserve in the city and I head out with Johnson in the car to let off some steam. Here I surely bump in to the entire under 30’s British population of Nairobi: young couples out jogging and groups out with SLR cameras looking for wildlife shots. There is also steady footfall from Kenyan church groups arriving from their morning masses to go on leisurely Sunday afternoon walks, stopping for sandwiches by the side of the path. When their subtly patronising greetings of “jambo rafiki” are met with some of my favorite Swahili slang, they laugh in suprise; “huyu bwana anajua kiswahili”. I can’t help but be a little smug. I tear it up on dirt tracks for a few hours and then head back to the house to take a dip in the pool.


 High security home for a good night’s sleep. Top right: Johnson waits patiently on the patio with Mandy and Perry’s two dogs for me to pack my bag. He ferries me around town day and night; top right and bottom, bars on every window connected to an intruder alarm. In the back ground electric fencing to deter intruders. All this for a safe night’s sleep.


Tearing it up on Perry’s mountain bike at a nature reserve in the middle of Nairobi on sunday morning. A tranquil muzungu haven!

Local schemes for a global community.
  Mandy is due to fly out to Malawi the following morning to monitor the progress of the British council’s projects in this country. It is within her power to downsize or even close these British council posts if she concludes that they are not adhering to the council’s overall mission, or that perhaps that their man power would better utilised elsewhere. Although she must make these decisions in consultation with a board of directors.  Although she is not engaged in community work in the field, she oversees some very interesting projects which link secondary school pupils in the UK and Malawi and equip Malawian youth with business and entrepreneurship skills. Perry regularly donates to a small business initiative operating in multiple African countries which provides small start ups with interest free loans between £500 - £1000, which are repaid to the scheme by the business owners as they expand and turn over a profit. 
Mandy tells me about another neat little project set up by a group of ordinary Ethiopian women which has seen the installation and maintenance of clean portaloos at the major bus stations in Addis Ababa. These portaloos are intended for women who work as conductors on buses and prior to the availability of regular toilet breaks were suffering from renal problems as a result of holding it in all day. A serious issue which has been tackled at the community level. The women maintaining these toilets kindly receive donations from customers for the cost of upkeep and actively encourage men to use the loos instead of urinating on walls out in the open. The next stop on Mandy’s itinerary is Zambia, where she will have a similar supervisory role, before returning to Nairobi on the weekend. I’m not suprised to learn that she has visited almost every nation in Africa during her three year stint as regional director on this continent. Mind blowing. 

Road safety.
    Perry and I meet a friend of his from India in a smart restaurant where we eat Mombassa melts- cheese sandwiches with chapati in the place of bread- in the afternoon sunshine. He  curses the awful driving and corrupt traffic police in Kenya, comparing it to the situation in Delhi in India. “What Kenya needs is incentives and education on safe driving. It’s not just corruption that is the problem. In Delhi the government invested in a shiny new metro system and the public took pride in it. At the same time a particularly cut throat female traffic police Sargent would discipline traffic cops who were seen not to be fining drivers for even the most minor of traffic offenses. There was a rapid attitude change in the city. People were proud of their reputation for increased safety”. I couldn’t help thinking that Nairobi could do with a similar scheme. The traffic here and the attitudes of drivers is disgusting.


Meeting an old acquaintance.
    Perry puts his car and driver at my disposal on Monday evening and I arrange to meet my old acquaintance Mary at a Nakumatt Mega coffee shop for a long overdue catch up. She’s not changed a bit, and has the same dry sense of humor. She says unashamedly “you British are the reason Al Shabab is targeting Nairobi. All the big shopping centres are full of rich white people and our government has involvement in many of your country’s affairs”, almost in the same breath she says “sort me out with a job at the British council,  they pay very well, all I need is Ksh 50,000  a month and I can have my own car”. Of course all this is said in humor and she never makes a bold statement without a beaming smile to soften the blow. Later we persuade Johnson to drop Mary off at her place and I attempt to keep up with their rapid conversations in a mixture of English and Swahili- or Sheng (Slang) as it is popularly referred to in Nairobi- on the way. Mary shows me her flat- or rather her room with a bed, charcoal cooking stove and a postage stamp bathroom-where she lives a very modest but tidy lifestyle. Next to the bed is a large suitcase brimming with immaculately folded clothes. Bible quotes and gaudy images of a white Jesus and several Chinese looking children help to liven up the plain white interior. These posters can be found in the living rooms of just about every Swahili family able to afford them. This is a very fleeting visit but I’m glad to have had the opportunity to gain an insight in to Mary’s home and work life. Johnson battles traffic congestion on the way back to the house, evidently frustrated by the slow progress but having enjoyed the outing. He’s a cool customer and not just because he’s paid well for his work. A classically reserved but self assured Kenyan, what a legend. 


Kwaheri Nairobi.
  The following morning Johnson is back, this time to ferry me to the matatu stage which serves Loitokitok, the next stop on my unconventional tour of Kenya. I say goodbye to Perry, he gives me his and Mandy’s phone numbers and his assurance that if I run in to trouble anywhere on the continent, he’ll surely have a local contact who will endeavor to assist me. I know I’ve landed myself some exceptionally caring and well connected acquaintances which I should never take for granted.  Johnson drives us right through downtown Nairobi, beeping the horn as we go to part crowds of shoppers, to a bus stand I would never have been able to locate on my own. I squeeze in to the back seat of a matatu for the twentieth time and buy a nice Quartz watch off a hawker for an obscenely small sum of money (it’s either a fake or it’s been stolen). The Bibi (Old mama) sitting next to me haggles for a vegetable knife and other passengers get young lads running around locating cold sodas of specific flavor and branding. One very unfortunate gentleman flashes us his gonads which are swollen with tumors and shows us x-ray images of other parts of his body which are riddled. He begs for donations towards hospital fees. I’m not shocked- very little has shocked me so far- but I’m saddened by this experience. A few passengers hand him some coins.  Before long we’re on our way south, although not without having to sit in city traffic for an hour. 

Top: countryside around Loitokitok. Maize and sunflower fields are everywhere! Centre: view of Mt Kilimanjaro from Loitokitok town.
Loitokitok and VSO Jitolee.
  Positioned at the foot of Mt Kilimanjaro and at the heart of Maasai land, Loitokitok is a thirty minute bus drive from the Tanzania boarder. It is a beautiful spot, with rolling maize and sunflower fields sloping gently up to the foot of the ominous mount Kili and a generous spattering of woodland in every direction. The town itself is refreshingly untouristy, and there is very little in the way of evening entertainment, save for a few ropey bars  with the usual middle aged male clientele crowded around tiny tables ordering Tusker beer by the crate load. Yvonne arranges to meet me in town and we head straight to the VSO jitolee office. I feel like I’ve stepped in to MEDA office in Malindi where I spent many hours as a volunteer typing up reports on stone age computers with intermittent electricity. I’m greeted by a big group of volunteers- Kenyans and Brits who spill in to the room at the end of a long day on placement and excitedly buzz around making tea and sharing news. It’s like being in a time warp. I hear snippets of conversations about community action days, team issues, African time and tediously early curfews, all very familiar to me.

WOES OF YOUTH VOLUNTEERING.
  Allow me for a moment to express my sinsism, and make sure to take it with a pinch of salt as I’m yet to form a clear opinion myself on issues addressed below. I certainly have a renewed appreciation for my freedom of movement. I don’t miss the restrictions and the DFID appeasing paper work, nor the over emphasis on team building and organised fun which are part and parcel of the youth volunteering experience. I look on quietly, all the more sceptical about the effectiveness of the program with respect to the community it serves, for having observed it from an outsider’s perspective. It’s clear the volunteers are having a wild time, but the projects on the ground look a bit threadbare. Some volunteers are planting trees and building rabbit hutches, whilst others are working in schools and youth centres. I have the opportunity to visit placements alongside the team leaders on a routine checkup. I’m introduced to a very gentle and well mannered teacher at an orphanage. He smiles warmly with his hands interlocked and resting on his desk. He looks on expectantly. Aliphya asks about the progress of the four volunteers working at the orphanage and is met with highly informative feedback including but not limited to “everything is very fine” and “they are working very well”. As is customary during these exchanges, underlying challenges and limitations- financial or otherwise- are glossed over. Sometimes a suitable approach and one which I have tried and tested, is to get right down to business; to tackle issues head on so that volunteers have a clear plan of action and can maximise on their time in community, and project partners are themselves challenged to find solutions to problems. Passivity amongst community members is highly contagious and there’s nothing more frustrating for a team leader than a group of idle volunteers who have adapted accordingly. Equally frustrating are elusive project partners who are more than happy to bore you by talking the talk, whilst unwilling or unable to walk the walk.



Top:me with Aliphya’s Kenyan counterpart team leader Josephine.
  Bottom:VSO Loitokitok UK team leader Aliphya with return volunteer Felix .
Maasai and FGM.
   We meet another interesting chap at a youth centre in Loitokitok. A singer and song writer who campaigns to stop female genital mutilation (FGM) which is particularly prominent in the Maasai communities of southern Kenya. He explains in graphic detail the attitudes of Maasai men with respect to their Women folk, “a maasai man he doesn’t know romance. He just opens up his lady’s legs, puts his dick [there] and when he’s finished his business he goes on his way" He laughs to reveal miira stained teeth, much like those of my Ethiopian friend Solomon. We’re treated to a screening of his latest music video: himself and a group of youth singing and rapping as advocates for peaceful conflict resolution in Kenya. A very innocent approach to a very complex topic but vastly under rated in its importance in reaching out to the public. 

Minor celebrity.
   I’m something of a talking point in the office. A video I compiled a few years ago after returning from the VSO program in Malindi has been circulating ever since. Yvonne screens this to new teams as a motivational tool and it hasn’t lost momentum. The current team has clearly watched it, as they seem already to know who I am. I meet the two Loitokitok team leaders: a young Indian Swahili woman with UK-Kenyan dual nationality called Aliphya, and a Kenyan woman called Josephine; the latter volunteered in Malindi two cycles prior to my arrival. It comes as little surprise to learn that we share the same host Mama: Mama Anne who still owns a tiny shop attached to her house.


Home from home at Mama Christinas house.

   On my first night Yvonne puts me up at her place and treats me to local chicken and kachumbali (sliced tomato salad with zingy red onions and chili). We chat over dinner until we loose our voices and the clock strikes midnight. The next day Yvonne heads to Nairobi for a conference and so I join the two team leaders at their host home at Mama Christinas. She is as welcoming and as rotund as one could expect any Kenyan host mama to be. She beams ear to ear, accepting her new guest as a member of the household from the off. Her large comfortable house is an open home and her cooking pot is bottomless. At the end of the working day we hop on motorbikes back home and we all squeeze in to the kitchen to share a mountain of ugali and a lake of tender beef stew whilst watching a bad taste American-dubbed Mexican soap on a tiny TV screen. Aliphya is responsible for round the clock intensive care of a kitten whose mother has abandoned it. She feeds it cows milk through a syringe and ties the mother to a chair to prevent her escape while she is unwillingly deprived of her own precious milk for the sake of her tiny, starving and unwanted child. Aliphya smuggles the kitty in to the office so that she can feed it milk at regular intervals. Josephine looks on baffled, suggesting we could put it out if it’s misery.  On the topic of domesticated animals:  very recently the house dog was poisoned by a group of men breaking and entering in an attempt to silence the canine alarm and to steal some expensive solar panels on the roof. The same group stole two puppies from under the noses of the inhabitants and also tried and failed to nab a collection of very expensive bike helmets which VSO has invested in for the safety of the volunteers. It transpires that this gang where subject to vigilantism in Loitokitok. They were absconded in the street by local men with a good beating and knee capping. Justice it seems is in the hands of whoever gets to the scene first. Needless to say Mama Christina is not anticipating any more break-ins in the near future. 
   
During placement visits I meet an innovative American man who owns an orphanage in Loitokitok and grows his own fruit and vegetables on his local shamba. He explains to us why pests and disease are hindering his progress as a reputable supplier of produce to food supermarkets in Nairobi.
Nairobi at ground level. 
   By day I head to town by motorbike again and enjoy a stroll through the countryside whilst the volunteers are at work. I practice my swahili with two young cow herders on their way to collect water from a local spring. This water, branded ‘spring 51’ in its bottled form, runs directly off Mt Kili. These two young lads don’t speak any English so I am pleasantly surprised by how much we manage to communicate. I socialise with the volunteers in the evenings and I meet the Nairobi ICS entrepreneur team for the first time. They are taking a break from city life. One young and exceptionally bright British-Korean engineering student and volunteer gives me a telling account of life in Nairobi; one which differs hugely from that described by Perry and Mandy: “We use local matatus and we mix with the public in down town areas. As long as we’re with Kenyan volunteers we’re pretty safe. We’ve even had the chance to party at night in town. It’s a very exciting and progressive city under the surface”. This chap works in a HIV screening and counselling centre, where people who were once persecuted and ostracised for being HIV positive are now provided with free ARVs and counselling. “It was great for me to experience a different culture and to see what the situation really is like for ordinary people in Kenya. You see so much on TV but remain emotionally detached because you have not seen it on the ground. The women at the [screening and counselling] centre work really hard to ensure the services are available to HIV sufferers. It is amazing what they have done with little financial support”. These volunteers are as sharp as they come. The ICS scheme demands of it’s volunteers dynamic and practical business skills and an aptitude for working cross-culturally. No small ask. The UK team leader has lived in east Africa for a number of years and is almost fluent in Swahili. He is a huge booming chap with a vice like and shake and a natural approachability. Clearly a strong character and leader. He blows out the air from his cheeks when I ask him about the woes and responsibilities of being a team leader. “Definitely more demanding than I expected. ICS is a wicked scheme though. Really hands on”.

FRIDAY,20TH 
MARCH MOMBASA BOUND.
   I bid my new friends and host mama kwaheri and hit the road, promising to visit again if I decide to cross the boarder to Tanzania at this location. This time I’m off to the coastal town of Malindi- via Emali and Mombassa- to meet up with my old VSO counterpart Rashid and our host mama Anne Wanjiku.  As the sounds of “when jesus say yes, nobody can say no” in manic high pitched American vocals and a rapid calypso bass line blare out over the bus’s steroid-fulled stereo system, I know I’ve picked up the renown 11:30 ghetto bus service from Nairobi to Mombassa. Is this track an awful byproduct of colonialism and Christian missionary efforts in east Africa? Certainly! Synthesised glass-shattering noises signify the end of one track and the start of another. There is a continuous medley of big tunes, ranging from Yemi Aladale’s infamous ‘Johnny’ and the equally infectious dancehall number ‘your love is a killa’, through lovers rock jams “slow slow slow slow (pole pole) slow slow” and arriving at twirk central ‘show me how to dougy’. Later we’re treated to a custom mix of hard hitting Nigerian afrobeats, ragga and South American carnival music as the bus rockets along the Mombassa road through wild bush lands parallel to the famous Mombassa railway; more a colonial relic than a functioning mode of transport . Next on the menu is “bungele bungele bungele”: a massive track with beastly drums and the vocals of an army which could easily accompany the apocalyptic chants of the Incars. The seats and window panes rattle and the reverberating basslines penetrate my core. No rest for the wicked. But I’m well informed now, Jesus has spoken and he says “yes, obscenely loud, impatiently mixed music is the theme of this bus journey” and as you know I’m not in a position to disagree.  Friday 20th March. Mombassa. Congested, noisy, industrial and unrelenting, whilst somehow still pertaining to real coastal Swahili culture. It has an unmistakable air of lunacy- a boarder line madness which is characteristic of any place which suffers the intolerable heat of a low altitude tropical climate. I arrive in to the city centre at 8 pm after the ghetto bus service gets itself wedged between a two-ton truck and a fuel tanker. This is Friday evening rush hour on the notorious Nairobi - Mombassa road: a poorly maintained two lane which recieves all non-flight and non-rail thoroughfare from the coast, all the way to Kampala (Uganda’s capital city). The city is alight with the embers of late afternoon business and the kindling of evening leasure. Tuktuk drivers battle it out for a place on the road like teenagers at the dodgems, albeit with more intimidating opponents including road rage fuelled lorry drivers high up in the cabins of ugly and gigantic haulage vehicles and the usual florescent array of public buses, all oddly contrasted against daz-white people carriers with tinted windows and chrome hub caps, driven aggressively by wealthy Indians and Arabs. Mombasa is where east Africa, the Arab world, India and the relics of the Portuguese occupation all converge in a mosaic of culture and architecture. The unsettling and oddly melodic call for prayer echoes across the city from its many mosques at 4 am to rouse only the most devout Muslims in town, whilst entering the restless dreams of everyone else. 

In town.
   I rely on grit and determination to navigate the town centre by night and to pay local rates for tuktuks. I quickly locate a friendly budget guest house above an Indian restaurant on Hailie Selassie road, opposite an American style ice cream parlour and coffee shop called Blue Room Cafeteria. I drop my bags off and then Muzungufy (go back to being a white tourist) a little at the diner, using their wifi and spending as little cash as possible (I order chai masala with no food at 9 pm and the waitress gives me a funny look). I get chatting to a curious waitress with a massive frizzy afro. “You’re a black mzungu” she exclaims when I get chatting to her in Swahili. Her colleague is a tall, cheery guy who happily updates me on the security situation on the east coast. “Lamu is so safe now, there is a 6pm curfew and everyone is in doors. The streets are so peaceful. Mombassa is safe as well, security is tighter now”. We both stare up at a big flat screen TV absent mindedly, where a news reader reports on recent attacks for which al shaabab has taken responsibility.  A school bus of teachers has been hijacked and all 28 teachers on board slaughtered on the spot. The waiter just shrugs his shoulders with disdain “there are some terrible things happening in the north of Kenya right now”. The security guard seated at the entrance to this glitzy eatery asks me to buy him a coffee on the way out. I reply by pointing out my wallet is probably lighter than his. We shake hands and laugh it off together, although I suspect he is still a little disappointed. Nice try mate!
My old host home counterpart and brother from another mother, Mbwana Rashid, meets me at a tiny food shack opposite the Malindi bus stand in Mombassa. We have trouble locating one another amidst the relentless tide of people and traffic, but his pink shirt and sporty gait are unmistakable and set him apart from the crowd. Rashid looks and acts a little older than when we last met over a year ago, but his mannerisms and character haven’t changed a bit. “I don’t use Facebook man! I don’t want people knowing my mind, what’s the deal?” he says proudly when I explain how difficult it has been to track him down. “Mama Anna is waiting for her sons to return home” he laughs. We jump on another ghettobus. This one comes complete with bongoflava music video cinema and surround sound. Rich Tanzanian men adorned in gold chains, designer sunnies and wearing flat rimmed baseball caps rap in Swahili whilst perching on the bonnet of a porche and lavishing in the company of pretty ladies. A clear depiction of the aspirations of many a young Dar es Salaamite. 



Familiar scenery.
The familiar coastal vistas whiz past us as we fly along the Mombassa - Malindi two lane. Coconut trees in endless rows loom over clay houses and tin roofed dukas selling neatly arranged trios of tomatoes and onions. The carcasses of madafu- young coconuts- and sun dried palm leaves coat the sandy ground like the hulls of dicrepid boats. Women dressed in all manner of colorful and meticulously tailored kitenge balance bowls of papaya and jerry cans of water on their heads. Young men wearing sunnies (some barely out of secondary school and others looking as though they should still be there) lie across their motorbike seats with their hands interlocked behind their heads, waiting for customers to alight from matatus and to take lifts to far flung homesteads deep in the interiors as far as the mangrove swamps. Some women walk long distances with their babies strapped to their backs in a serong-like kitenge, whilst men are never seen carrying their children; instead they haul building materials on their shoulders from the market to the construction site.




South coast vistas - Kilifi county 
Kenya
We're in Malindi in no time. We stop off at some non descript café to rehydrate. A lone coca cola umbrella shields us from the sun at the matatu stage where we wait for Mama Anna to meet us. A small group of primary school children wearing neat little muslim kofias mill around our spot hoping we’ll buy them sponge cake displayed temptingly in a wooden cabinet at the front of the café. A few sleepy matatu conductors lean on the hot metal of their empty vehicles in the scorching mid afternoon sun. The heat is palpable. Nothing is new there though. Nonetheless something is different in Malindi, I notice it straight away and it’s more than just a feeling. It’s ghostly quiet. The usual swathe of passengers is absent. And most notably there are very few white faces in town. Half the market stalls have closed, their owners migrating to greener pastures inland, maybe to family owned shambas. Many Malindi dwellers orginally moved from other regions and have had the good sense to uproute themselves again. 



Mama Anna.
 
We’re greeted warmly and wholeheartedly by our Mama. “Jamieeeee!” she beams and embraces me. She receives Rashid in the same fashion. “Jamie you must be a very good person to organise this. I thought Rashid would never visit me in Malindi again!”. I agree that this is quite the unlikely reunion. We laugh together and bask in a fleeting moment of shared joy which breaks up the monotony of the lives of three earnest and hard working individuals. We pull up plastic chairs outside Anne’s MPESA and snack shop in the matatu stage and disrupt the flow of customers as we get chatting. It’s not long before Anna is giving us the low down on Malindi’s sinking ship of a tourist industry and general issues of a political nature. “These big NGOs and the Kenyan government are up to something, they have their own interests. Now there’s no VSO in Malindi and no tourists. Foreign governments tell their people it’s dangerous here so nobody comes”. Anna never makes a serious or heartfelt statement without bursting in to laughter shortly afterwards. “You know, we Africans when we see a mzungu (white person) we can’t help but think he’s rich. Even though he might have saved up for ten years to have a holiday here” she exclaims loudly between bursts of laughter, “so be careful. You’re just a young boy trying to get by, but they might try to squeeze you like a lemon          


OLD HAUNTS AND MORE REUNION.
  Rashid and I hop on a motorbike and head to town to revisit some old haunts, including Scorpio villas beach, Malindi beach pier and the old Indian neighbourhood. We take lunch at the first café I stumbled upon over a year ago when exploring these same streets. Nothing has changed except for the absence of tourists and the concurrent lack of beach boys claiming to be the ‘captain’ and trying to sell shark tooth necklaces and poundland quality sunglasses. Very little sparks feelings of nostalgia for me either, despite all the great memories I have of the people I worked and socialised with here. At times I ask myself why I bothered coming back. Is it owing to my obsessive nature? Wanting a still frame of a period of my life I enjoyed so much. A soon laugh off these notions. Rashid is with me after all and we soon realise that were it not for each other, neither of us would have thought about visiting. 


Muyeye.
  My real second home: the maze of tin roofed houses, mosques and minature dukas that is Muyeye village, just a stone’s through from a neat little neighbourhood of gated and guarded Italian villas. Anna’s place is exactly how I recall it down to the last detail. The only difference being the lack of tenants and her closed up shop. I’m greeted by Anna’s neighbour Bibi Grace who appears to be a frail and dotty old lady on first encounters but who is in fact quite the opposite. She is as sharp as a knife and speaks very good English. As always she is sitting on a tiny stool in front of a thin curtain which divides Muyeye from her living room, groaning about Kenya’s misfortunes and pausing a long while to observe her new guests. I picture the same candle lit living room with no ceiling and a view of the night sky from inside. I’m taken aback to discover a sparkling new tin roof, recently installed electricity and a big flat screen TV at the back. Grace shows off this new setup by inviting Rashid and I to watch a film. The signal is intermittent as the aerial- or a rather flimsy piece of wire protruding from the TV- only stretches half way up the back window towards the ceiling.


More reunions.
  We take the time to visit most of our old friends and acquaintances in Muyeye, in some instances being met gleefully by those not expecting to see us, but rather nonchalantly by others. We receive a typically Kenyan reception at Mama Veronica’s house. We step in to a spacious living room whose paint job could easily be the aftermath of an explosion at a Dulux paint factory, where we are greeted lazily by Mama Veronica and the usual crowd of tired mum’s and well mannered children who are transfixed on the TV: the centre piece of the house and framed by an elaborate array of plastic flowers in a grand wooden cabinet. Mama Veronica looks warn out. She offers us soda. Sidi- the teenage daughter of one of the mamas- hurries off to the shop to buy a huge bottle of fanta. We all slouch on big sofas glued to a totally bizzare Nigerian movie about family disputes and witchcraft. That is as exciting as our evening gets. Now, if when i mention African village life, this conjures up images in your mind of crowds of people covering their privates with palm leaves, dancing around, beating drums and chanting by firelight, you’ll be bitterly disappointed when you visit Kenya.

SUNDAY 22ND MARCH.
Rashid departs for his home in Msambweni in the morning. We agree to meet up again in Msambweni on Tuesday. I head to Muyeye Catholic church with Anna and John and enjoy the lively sounds of the church choir. A revitalising ensemble of deep baritones and high pitched female vocals, with the occasional tribal cries thrown in.  A world away from the dry, enduring Catholic services of UK churches, although the processings and bible readings are much the same. 


Visiting a friend in hospital.

  Later on John and I jump on a bike and head to Malindi general hospital to visit a young friend of John’s who is suffering various complications of sickle cell anaemia. Visiting hours at the hospital are hectic. We enter a general ward crammed with beds with very little in the way of privacy. John’s friend is sitting on his bed looking sprightly but certainly jaded by his experience. He is surrounded by concerned family and friends spanning at least three generations. John offers me a seat on the bed, and I sit awkwardly surrounded by visitors. I distract myself from this uncomfortable position as I observe a patient lying in a bed adjacent. He is a young man- perhaps in his mid twenties- stiff with pain and groggy from drugs. He wears a bandage around his head and has a large cut on his shoulder. He is inundated with visitors: two rasta men with sunglasses and long dreadlocks, women in bright kitenges, old people and young children. Perhaps the entire population of his neighbourhood. One of the rastas is peeling bananas and feeding him chunks, whilst a young lady pours bottled water in to his mouth. A plastic saline drip bag is hooked on to the wall above this young man’s bed. A tube runs in to his wrist beneath a bandage. This unfortunate patient was knocked off his motorbike and has suffered head injuries. John comments on the deadly combination of young and poorly trained drivers, badly serviced bikes, lack of helmets and rough road surfaces. “It’s a small miracle we don’t see more accidents in Malindi. These young guys are not educated and are basically clueless”. While it’s interesting to be a fly on the wall in Malindi hospital, I can’t help but feel relieved to be excused from this young chap’s bedside. I head to the beach with haste to breathe in the first gulp up of sea air I’ve had in four weeks of travelling. I try and fail to locate a good spot on the beach to go jogging. All stretches are jam packed with Kenyan tourists. Lads playing beach football and girls taking selfies on an Indian ocean backdrop. In the evening the three of us bike to a part of town I never previously had the opportunity to visit, but nonetheless an area indistinguishable from everywhere else by night. Here we’re invited for a very German dinner by a Kenyan couple who have worked in the catering industry for german holiday apartments on the coast. Beef goulash, mashed potato and plenty of wine are on the menu. Long prayers are recited in Swahili before and after sitting down to eat. Later on vodka and bitter soda are poured generously, well in to the late evening, and stories told in deep Swahili are completely lost on me as I relax in to a stupor.


Old habits and moving on.

  I feel oddly incapable of being independent in this all too familiar host home setting and it soon becomes stifling. The unrelenting humidity never lets up and I sweat in my sleep, waking up with soaked bed sheets. On more than one occasion I’m subjected to the fiercely opinionated views of certain individuals who attempt to back me in to a corner on certain moral issues. I have only ever encountered such self righteousness and rigidity of opinions in east Africa, and I confess to feeling tired and deflated after such encounters.  For the sake of privacy of those concerned I won’t elaborate here. Let it suffice to say that my passion for exploring culture and ideologies in east Africa has worn thin in these few days in Muyeye, although it has since been strengthened. As much as I enjoy the food and the hospitality of Malindi in the company of my companions, I am happy to hit the road again and to reestablish my independence, as well as to leave the mad heat behind.

 MONDAY, 23RD MARCH. 
GEDE HEALTH CENTRE.
  There are non violent protests at Malindi matatu stage on my day of departure. A huge swathe of people run through the streets brandishing tree branches and beating the tin walls of market stalls. The government is trying to raise the costs of renting market stalls four-fold. Mama Anna decides to close her shop in anticipation of these protests turning sour: “they will tear my shop apart. All the shop keepers in town have kept their shops closed today”. By now I have come to realise that Anne exaggerates a little, but is on the ball when it comes to current affairs. She is necessarily very sinical about all institutions- politicians, police and tourst boards alike. Her descriptions of the shenanigans of these parties never lack a comical value. “When a matatu driver sees a traffic police man he looks for a turning, because he knows the policeman will find any reason- fictitious or not- to fine him if he continues straight”. I somehow manage to pick up a matatu heading out of town amidst the disruption of the protests. I take a detour to Gede to visit my old colleagues at the dispensary. The first person I meet is the familiar face of a tall skinny man called Simiu who has the combined strength and endurance of a weight lifter and ultra-marathon runner. He has AIDS and has stabilised his illness through adhering to an anti-retroviral drug regime. He has dedicated his life to supporting others in his position by volunteering his skills as an adherence counsellor and community health worker. This man deserves far more recognition than he is likely to recieve, but would never expected it or resent a lack of it. I meet various other colleagues who are both suprised and glad to see me. A new counselling and screening centre has opened at Gede and is now fully functional. I’m glad to see some visible progress. I take lunch at a new café next to the dispensary with various health workers and other staff. These moments are fleeting but definitely worthwhile. An old friend Karisa walks me to the matatu stage and tells me about his recent marriage to his long standing lady, and about his various home agricultural projects, none of which has really taken off. I remember clearly how much of a struggle it had been in my time as a volunteer to engage the community in these small projects. I was fighting a losing battle.  Karisa and I part ways at the matatu stage and I board the ‘express’ shuttle to Mombassa via Kilifi. A haggered looking driver promises a non-stop service. I count at least ten roadside passenger pick-up and drop-offs between Malindi and Kilifi which is the approximate half way point. Luckily I wasn’t that optimistic to begin with.

Week 5 - Mombassa, Wasini island, Msambweni and Mwaembe village

Mon 23rd March 
 Malindi to Mombassa.
  I stop off in Mombasa for one night at my old haunt: the friendly guesthouse above the Indian restaurant in downtown. Rashid rings to cancel our meeting. He tells me he is obliged to attend a three week scout camp with his students. Another Kenyan colleague of mine Imelda informs me she’s on her way to town to meet me but she never shows. At first I feel defalted and a little used. I cover Rashid’s costs to the last shilling throughout our time in Malindi, even giving him his bus fair home. I have to remind myself where I am in the world and the implications of being a white man here. I also recall very clearly how nonchalant and noncommittal Kenyans can be when it comes to making plans and arrangements. So instead of dwelling on the details I revert to my independent  traveller mindset and consult my guidebook for inspiration. I flick through and stumble on a section about a island on the south coast at the Tanzanian boarder called Wasini which according to the writer is a little piece of paradise. 

Tuesday 24th March 
Wasini Island, Kwale county, south coast.
  I enjoy a local meal or two at a roadside ‘mama ntilie’ shack-come-cafe ('mama ntilie’ translates roughly as 'mama feed me more’) at the Malindi bus stand in Mombassa before finally making my mind up and heading south via Likoni- the infamous Mombassa ferry which bridges the gap between Mombassa island and the main land. 

                                        Likoni.
  The matatu stage on the mainland at Likoni is as grotty as they come. Sticky floors, greasy barbecued meat outlets and scruffy, suspicious looking characters hanging about. I feel safe enough though. To date I’ve successfully singled out at least four or five genuine passengers in a crowd of scruff bags at every bus station I’ve had the joy of passing through, London Victoria and Cardiff notwithstanding! On this particular journey I’m seated opposite a mild mannered and sweet Tanzanian couple and their chubby baby. We share snacks and water throughout the journey. I tear off pieces of chapati from a stack of five or so which are still warm from the stove and have been folded up to fit in a minature carrier bag. The bus stops regularly to load and unload some really heavy duty luggage including huge sacks of potatoes and a stack of woven crab traps as tall as a house. I hear the sounds of foot steps overhead as men clamber around strapping luggage to a roof rack of questionable strength and reliability. The coast becomes increasingly unkempt and rural as we head south. Palm trees bend in all directions and even the houses in small villages and settlements have few if any straight edges. The bus takes a right turn off the tarmac road and on to a winding dirt path which passes through countless tiny villages and surrounding plantations of maize and beans. At this time of year rain falls heavily and frequently, creating a semi-marshland environment in places where water has collected. 
Serene beaches and hidden mangrove on Wasini island - Kwale county Kenya



Shimoni.
  The bus finally pulls up in Shimoni at the very end of the line. Straight away I’m hounded by a group of men claiming to be ‘captains’ offering me a 'good price’ for a boat ride across the small stretch of water to Wasini island. By now my Swahili is sufficient to get me pretty reasonable discounts in these situations. But it’s always more of an effort than should be necessary. Tourism has made a nuisance of the people working on the coast. The constant cries of 'my friend’ and 'my brother where you go’ from passers by and people sitting idle outside cafés, has the tendency to chip away at one’s patience. There’s little hope of a peaceful moment unless you’ve paid big bucks for a secluded apartment on a private beach. Whilst money can buy a pass to uninterrupted relaxation, it cannot buy new friendships or spontaneous adventures. I’ve found these experiences to be free for the most part, with a generous sprinkling of nuisance mzungu gawpers thrown in.


Wasini island.

  On first impressions this island meets my expectations. The place is serene and its people are for the most part genuine. The owner of the lodge I stay at called Abdula is a gruff no nonsense fellow who chain smokes and makes endless phone calls to ensure his business runs as smoothly as possible. He spots a muzungu on a budget and we negotiate a very fair price for accommodation and food. The evening meals turn out to be a banquet. One evening I’m joined at the dinner table by three young german travellers and a host of hard grafting men who ferry dishes back and forth from a modest kitchen to prepare us a feast of seafood including the tastiest seaweed I’ve ever tried. I settle in to this secluded lifestyle very quickly and I spend the following three days moving at the pace of the island and recovering from the noise and heat of Mombasa.

WEDNESDAY, 25TH MARCH.
MKWIRO VILLAGE.
  I walk through deep mangrove forest and along palm lined paths to reach unfrequented
villages on the opposite side of the island, where for the first time I have the opportunity to converse with people who don’t speak English. After a long walk and a few wrong turns I arrive in the fishing village of Mkwiro where I take a rest from the midday heat in a food shack and enjoy a staple of chapati and beans. The lady running this food outlet, referring to herself as ‘Mwanamvua’ ('baby rain’ or something to that effect) busily rolls out and fries chapatis by hand as she tells me about the struggles of making ends meet in the chapati and bean industry. “I make enough money for today to eat and buy a few extras. Then tomorrow it starts all over again”. I sit in this tiny shack for longer than most people would normally stop off on a lunch break. Mwanamvua is a hilarious and intriguing lady with many an interesting perspective on mzungu life and tourism.  I bask in shallow rock pools where the water is hot enough to boil rice, then swim in a calm and pristine Indian ocean. Sleepy fishermen in Muslim kofia hats rest in the shade of wooden boats. There is one beachside tourist resort which is completely empty. I’m accompanied by a young chap who is chilled to the point of being half asleep. He patiently shows me around this tiny yet vibrant community and I get to meet many of his friends and family. Many women are hard at work washing clothes and frying potato snacks outside their homes.  Later in the day I head back to base, confident enough in my navigation skills to traverse the island’s interior in under two hours. I stumble across a group of young guys practicing football drills on a large sandy plain. I feel obliged to join in a really fast paced and sweaty game of team A vs team B ball possession. I know when it’s my time to throw in the towel though and it’s not long before I realise just how mediocre I am at football!
Right to left: Abdulla, the owner of Wasini Lodge with his young apprentice who is always smiling and is never without an errand to keep him occupied. I’m the only guest on the first night and these two run around non stop cooking, preparing rooms and cleaning the lodge ready for the arrival of more guest. A very personable duo with more than just money fuelling their enthusiasm for business. I felt at home here.
THURSDAY 26TH MARCH.
SNORKELING AND DOLPHIN SIGHTINGS.
  Allow me at least one or two touristy treats once in a while. Abdula gives me a generous discount on a tour of Wasini marine park. I join a group of german tourists who have driven out of resorts in Dasani to reach Shimoni. We each cough up $25 for park entrance fees at a very smart looking park office and then head out on to the oceans for snorkeling in some beautifully isolated coral reefs. We’re fortunate to drive right  along the path of a group of playful dolphins who jump in and out of the water, disappearing for a while, before making a suprise reappearance right up close. A magnificent experience. I’m joined for dinner by a young german man with a striking resemblance to Harry Potter in the earlier films. He has been volunteering in a rural community in southern Ethiopia. We are very excited to be able to share our tales of this county and to reminisce on good times and difficult times spent exploring it.

No tourists.
  Wasini is not dissimilar to Malindi on the tourism front. People just aren’t heading to the coast these days, for security reasons perhaps, or maybe because they have greener pastures, or whiter beaches, in their sights. Either way, I feel like a special guest, not least because I’m travelling alone with a working knowledge of the mother tongue of coastal residents. Sometimes it is worth going against the grain.


Views from Wasini lodge by day and by dusk
FRIDAY 27 MARCH. 
MSAMWBENI.
   I fly along the same dirt path from Shimoni to the crossroads, this time on the back of a souped up motorbike driven by a Tanzanian boy with a need for speed. Bongo flava music blasts from a speaker set between the handle bars. This Tanzanian chap, wearing his cap on back to front and sporting riding gloves, has what Tanzanians frequently refer to as ‘swags’. In other words, an inborn and natural cooleness which many have tried and failed to emulate. A bus bound for Mombassa pulls up beside us offering me a lift. The conductor tries to fool me in to thinking there are free seats on board but I look a little closer and conclude I’d be squatting on a wheel arch for a few hours. Upon declining the offer my Tanzanian friend bumps fists with me. “Nipe tano! Poa poa”. Legend. I have a glimpse of what I’ve been missing here in Kenya. Tanzanians are on the whole more laid back and more concerned about having a good time than getting a lot of work done. If I can stereotype. This culture brings it’s own economical problems, but it also makes for incredible travelling.  I set down for some chai in the shack to rival all budget roadside food shacks, whilst I wait for a matatu to fill up with people. I’m on board a rattling tin shed of a matatu and in no time I’m Mombassa bound again…except I’m not. The matatu slows in Msambweni town, or rather the collection of villages which make up the Msambweni constituency. This is Rashid’s territory. So it must be cool. I decide in a moment of recklessness to hop off and to see what this place has to offer. And I’m glad I made this decision because Msambweni is brimming with opportunities for off the beaten track exploring. I approach two trustworthy and idle looking ladies sitting at the front of a nick nack shop and ask whether there is any decent accommodation in town. The ladies usher over another idle man who readily shows me the way to a makuti covered hotel and bar beside the tarmac road a kilometer back in the direction of Shimoni. It goes by the misleading name of Paradise Lodgem Ok so it’s scruffy, hot and mosquito ridden, and congolese music rambles on all through the night. But it’s a roof over my head and a base from which to explore the surrounding villages and beaches. I dump my bags and make a quick turn around. The nearest beach can be reached from a gravel path which starts at the back of the hotel and makes for a convenient shortcut to the beach through Mwaembe village. 

27th - 28th March.  
Mwaembe village.
  The gravel path intersecting the busy community of Mwaembe village makes for a very interesting late afternoon stroll. Shambani (on the farm) A shirtless farmer hollas from afar from his maize field, intrigued by my presence in his village. He’s seen Red Cross volunteers get lost on the same road and says he wouldn’t like to see another newcomer have the same problem. I pay Athman future visits to find out more about his livelihood activities and his family. He’s a man of two wives: one lives with him on his farm in Mwaembe, whilst the other lives at his second home in Mombasa town. He is a man at ease. “I am satisfied in that way, now all I need to do is work and I’m fine”. He leans on his jembe (digging tool) to catch his breath, having just ploughed an entire hectare of land. I congratulate him on his efforts, to which he remarks “hard work? Not at all. A man himself decides whether or not his work is difficult. He becomes accustomed. He might have a very expensive lady in the city, but he is happy spending on her because he loves her”. His older brother Ashraf has lived and worked in Exeter for two years and is intrigued by the social and cultural differences between Kenya and the UK. He tells me “you can sit next to someone on a bus all the way from London to Exeter and not say a word to one another. Not one word. Unless something out of the ordinary occurs, like the bus breaks down. Then you might start up a conversation!”. His younger brother looks shocked “so what do you do for the whole journey then?”. “You read a book for example” Ashraf replies, turning his attention to me. “Privacy is very important for you [English people]. You only socialise within certain groups like sports clubs and in your class at university”. He looks very serious, but then his frown turns to a wide smile. “I like that though, you have your space but you have your people as well”. Ashraf gives me a ride down to the beach on a huge machine of a motorbike. Nothing like the sewing machines on wheels which the pikipiki drivers operate.
       
Shambani - Mwaembe - top left: Athman on his maize field. He has just started planting seeds; top right: Athman and his older brother Ashraf taking shade under a tree on the farm; bottom: Athman next to his very own coconut tree.

Mwanamvua at her chapatti and beans outlet in Mkwiro village, Wasini Island, Kwale county Kenya.

Exercise and acrobatics.
  I utilise a long stretch of pure white sand to go for run. I meet a fellow sportsman doing press ups in the sand. He is an athletic man in his early twenties called Mazur. “I have a gym at the back of a building just up from the beach. There’s a rollar, weights…”. Sure enough just around the corner Mazur has a fully fitted homemade gym. It really is homemade. Weights have been hewn from concrete cinder blocks and attached to metal poles. The roller is a simple cylinder of hard wood fitted loosely with a rubber wheel. This gym is a little rough around the edges but it serves its purpose. We have a quick workout to an audience of children who stare in awe. Mazur shows off some of his acrobatics, balancing on his head without using his hands. He aspires to be a professional acrobat and to perform at tourist resorts, weddings and other functions. “An older friend of mine has gone to India to travel as an acrobat”. I have high hopes for this young athlete. I didn’t bring my camera but would like to have documented this scene. 


Pause to reflect.
  On the way back to the hotel I stop off for chai and andazi on a veranda packed with muslim men enjoying some time away from thier wives and children. A lady pours tea at lighting pace whilst the men chew the fat together lazily in the evening light. The heat of the day has subsided, my body is spent from exercise and I fall in to a relaxed state. Socialising in this style in east Africa is great. It’s simple, unpretentious and it opens doors to meeting and conversing with people living very honest and modest lifestyles all across the region. One hears open political views and personal stories of trials, tribulations and successes. No Kenyan citizen is too shy to voice their reservations concerning the integrity of their government and it’s subordinates. I’m always humbled to see people striving for small gains and persuing innovative livelihood projects in a setting where opportunities are scarce and even sustaining a family is a daily challenge. Even more intriguing are the many similarities which exist between the daily lives and the persuits of people here on the African continent and those of normal hardworking citizens back in the UK. Their daily struggles are for the most part the same, except in extreme instances where water security, famine and disease are a serious factor. Many Kenyans will seldom have encountered these issues, but will instead be fretting about how they will afford their next electricity bill or whether they will be made redundant at the end of the month.
SUNDAY 29TH MARCH.
LOITOKITOK ROUND TWO.
  Back on the road again, this time travelling all the way from Msambweni on the south coast to Loitokitok on the boarder with Tanzania. It’s a long and tiring journey involving various cronky matatus, ferries, tuktuks and buses. I board the ‘Bus Car’ service from Mombassa to Emali, which I quickly realise is a mistake. The conductor is an Indian man who cares only about cramming on as many passengers as possible to maximise on income. The driver stops to pick up passengers all along the Mombassa road to Emali. Fortunately I have a reclining seat and ample legroom at the front and I’m sat next to a talkative and informed graduate from Nairobi who gives me all the low down on partying in the capital. We exchange details. If I visit Nairobi again I’ll have someone to show me how the young generation lets loose in this metropolis.
LOITOKITOK LIFE INSIGHTS.
  I spend the next three days unwinding in Loitokitok with Aliphya the UK team leader and our host Mama Helen. I lead a snail like pace of life, conducting some sort of informal anthropological study during daytime hours by socialising in run down food shacks with a mixed crowd of descent hard working locals, Maasai and the odd drunkard (photo posts to follow). One day I take a long walk through the hills and shambas at the foot of Mt Kilimanjaro and I’m invited to carry out some sweaty work loading corn on to a truck bound for Nairobi. The local farming community is very hospitable and obviously very used to seeing white faces on their land. I almost intentionally get myself lost in a maze of forest paths and corn fields and have a fun time asking for directions and doing my best to interpret hazy replies including “over there right at the top of the field there is another field and you’ll see a path on your right. Go along that path and you’ll see another field”. One old bibi sits on a straw mat at the edge of a seemingly endless field of sunflowers, sorting sunflower seeds meticulously. “hiya baba, karibu” she raises a hand respectfully as I pass by her workplace. She is totally unphased by my presence, it is as though I’ve been doing this walk every day for a year. I make it back to town eventually and meet up with the VSO team to celebrate the 21st birthday of a Kenyan volunteer called Samuel who attempts to hide the date of this milestone from his peers. No event celebrated with cake is likely to get past these folk though. Somehow they catch on. Samuel is startled by a room full of volunteers who yell ‘suprise’ as he appears from behind a curtain. A heart shaped shop-bought sponge cake recieves a generous coating of tinned jam and sugar coated bourbon biscuits. We sing “kata caki tule” at full volume and then scoff this bizzare confection together in a cafe next to the VSO offices. A bored looking waitress eyes us from a table in the corner probably wondering if we plan on purchasing anything here. The social is short lived though because all the volunteers have strict 6pm curfews. They disperse rapidly at 5:30 across town to their respective host homes.
On the farm: I’m invited to lend a hand in stacking sacks of corn on a truck bound for markets in Nairobi. It’s more tiring than it looks. I have to squat and pivot on the spot to pick piles of corn from a hessian sack and to slam the corn in gaps of the right size, to form a space saving lattice which eventually fills the entire van. This is a team of hard working young men who start at 6am and work right up until sunset. They are in good spirits though, probably because they seldom encounter a muzungu who is ready to get stuck in with their work.

I stop off for a chai at a cafe with no signage and certainly no printed menu. I meet the owner Daniel, his wife and his one year old child (pictured bottom). A quick rest stop turns in to a two hour long chat about Daniels musical pursuits (he is a gospel singer at his local church) and about my travels in Ethiopia. He is fascinated by my tales of Tigrai churches set high up in the cliffs in northern Ethiopia. I get to taste the local speciality Githeri (beans and maize in soup) and I ask Daniel how he manages to have such a wide selection of piping hot and tasty dishes readily available on his menu (which he has committed to memory): my photographs of the kitchen and his assistant chef yield some answers.
Unplanned treks in Loitokitok and surrounds

NYUMBANI KWA MAMA HELEN.
   Mama Helen treats her guests splendidly as always. We eat like kings and recieve a generous offer to explore nearby Amboseli and Tsavo game reserves at local rates (I promise to return to Kenya in the future to take her up on this offer). Mama Helen’s siser Lucy is a kimaasai speaking lady working as a ranger in Amboseli national park. She offers to put me up in her home and to explore the park whilst she is on duty. Yep, it really is all about who you know on this continent. These two ladies understand the plight of a European wanting to explore their country under the guise of a resident. This prospect looks more realistic by the day.

Nyumbani kwa Madam Yvonne.
  On my last evening in town Yvonne invites Aliphya and I to dinner at her place. A real treat. We feast on fresh fish from lake Meru transported from neighbouring Tanzania and the ubiquitous staple of maize meal (ugali). We’re joined by a young lad who is volunteering for the Kenyan Red Cross in a nearby town. He is visiting the Loitokitok office to take part in a blood donation scheme. Mama Helen later tells us a sorrowful story about an event she witnessed when working as a nurse in Loitokitok. “We were caring for a mother in labour who ruptured her uterus. There was blood everywhere, enough to fill these buckets (she points to a stack of buckets in her kitchen). The doctors just took their time discussing what to do, whilst this lady was dying. They didn’t have the right blood type to give this mother a transfusion. We nurses wanted to shake the doctors and to say, ‘look this lady is dying and you’re not doing anything’. She died after giving birth to a healthy baby”. Aliphya and I lose our apetites upon hearing these vivid descriptions at the breakfast table. “I don’t understand why some people are resistant to the idea of giving blood” Mama Helen concludes. After dinner we share tales of comical and downright cringe worthy encounters we’ve had with admirers in east Africa. Yvonne tries to control a giggling attack as she recalls being sent mysterious valentines cards from a lovestruck student whilst schooling in Nairobi. “One strange boy sent me a card saying 'you’re the only haragwe (bean) in my Githeri (local maize dish)’. I thought to myself wow, how does this boy ever think he’s going to seduce a lady with these terrible lines”. Yvonne remembers a female UK volunteer at the start of the program in Loitokitok who would only travel to and from the office before sunrise and after sunset, just so she could avoid wolf whistles and advances from local men in town. This is perhaps a bit extreme. The current UK females are as tough as old boots and would surely laugh off most of these annoying but for the most part harmless encounters. Aliphya has also been the subject of tragic and heart felt admissions of love by strangers in Nairobi, where she was born and raised in a working class neighbourhood. From what I can gather, life was tough in the city for Aliphya and her family. They later moved away to the coast in search of a more peaceful living environment. We say our goodbyes and call our trusty VSO approved motorbike driver to drop us back at Mama Helen’s home. The next day I’m back on the road, fed, watered and prepared for the challenges which lie ahead. My first hurdle is crossing the boarder with Tanzania, which is a 10 minute car drive from Loitokitok town. 




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